I have the world's ugliest kitchen. Oh, it functions, but it looks like it was built by a grade 9 shop class... without the teacher to supervise!

I have a two part plan for my kitchen. The first part is to make it as functional as possible with as little money as possible.

The second part is my dream kitchen.

I want a kitchen that looks like a 1950s “Kitchen of the Future”.

What does that mean? Good question. I’m still working on it.

Basically what I want is a kitchen with all the latest technology and conveniences, but with the lovely 50s rounded edges and bright colours. In addition, I want a seating area that is reminiscent of a diner – shiny red banquette, vintage Formica table, juke box, heavy glass accessories…

Ok, maybe ixnay on the jukebox, but you get the idea.

So stay tuned as I bring you the Horror (kitchen as it is now), the DIY Drama and the Dream!